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Wet Squirrel

When one takes a major shat and left over shit crumbs gets stuck in the ass hair
I dont want to pull my pants up because i dont want to get shit from my wet squirrel to get stuck to my underwear
Wet Squirrel by MonsterMAx October 10, 2010
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Wet Squirrel

When a girl packs away your nuts in either cheek while "climbing" the man's dick by rapidly moving hands down it. All of this while making squirrel sounds.
Man, I got a wet squirrel from Marshall's mom last night, it was nuts!
Wet Squirrel by Jake, Jared, Kristie December 12, 2006

Wet Squirrel

When a man sticks his nut sac or ball sac in someones mouth and then precedes to jerk himself off and shoots his load in that persons hair.
Last night when i was getting my dick sucked i decided to give that person a wet squirrel.

Wet Squirrel

In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.
Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.
Wet Squirrel by darkness842013 July 18, 2020

beat in the butt with a wet squirrel

euphemism for exhausted, tired on every level, as beaten down as one can be. Origin: Dobbins Family saying created by Hale Dobbins, deceased, of Arkansas
as in "I'm so tired I feel like I've been beat in the butt with a wet squirrel."

Wet Squirrely

Taking your wet nuts and placing them in someone’s ear. Getting it weed the fun part dip it on the toilet
I got Pat last night with a wet squirrely and they developed swimmers ear, will never hear me coming again.
Wet Squirrely by KtwotheY October 27, 2017
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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