Wet Eye 

When someone is upset or overreacts to a joke/roast about them.

Jacob: “Did you roast Adam about how bad his team played on the weekend”
Theo: “Yeh I did, and he got Wet Eye!”

Wet Eye by Rekerter October 20, 2018

Wet eye 

To be used when someone is crying/ is being hearty.

‘Kieran it was only a joke, why have you got wet eye?’

Wet eye by wham baby May 27, 2018

Wet American Eye-Ear Kisses 

An americn eye ear.... oh god im so tired rn

“goodnight :) uh it wont let me publish unless i say wet american eye-ear kisses lmaooo ok i love you good night ❤️”

Wet American Eye-Ear Kisses by Dr Cyan July 25, 2018

wet eyes 

The wet looking glaze that a gay man consistently has over his eyes. Usually the tell tale sign that a man is gay. (It is said that gay men are born with a second tear duct that periodically secretes a tear-like substance that is more viscous, as to remain in the eye socket and not tear out. Medical studies are pending, however at the moment it is too sensitive an issue to discuss.)

There were about 40 shirtless gay men surrounding me and my lesbian friend, all of which piercing their wet eyes at me. I felt like a straight tugboat in the middle of a gay ocean during an angry, gay thunderstorm.

wet eyes by Steve McCormick August 11, 2006

wet eyes 

Wet eyes is a Southern term for people who have really deep blue eyes like the ocean.

Jobo has wet eyes, they are like the ocean.

wet eyes by MarriedTrouble July 19, 2012

wet eyes 

white people who cry when they get in trouble for being horrid
ie. crying when they get in trouble for calling 911 on black people doing (fill in the blank)
ie. when their dealer cuts them off for not having money but they're hooked

Ol' Wet Eyes over there sobbing cause today she's not getting away with racism and hatred.

wet eyes by mamadweezil July 23, 2018

one-eyed wet willy 

The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!

Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."

Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

one-eyed wet willy by cubbi54 October 4, 2015