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West Philly 

1.Gained national attention in 1985 with violence between police and a group called MOVE.
2. Colleges and Universities include; the University of Pennsylvania, Drexel University, and the University of the Sciences in Philadelphia.
3.Famous for the "El" train.
4. Neighborhood's Include; Belmont • Carroll Park • Cathedral Park • Cedar Park • Cobbs Creek • Dunlap • Garden Court • Haddington • Haverford North • Mantua • Mill Creek • Overbrook • Overbrook Park • Overbrook Farms • Parkside • Powelton Village • Saunders Park • Spruce Hill • Squirrel Hill • University City • Walnut Hill • Woodland Terrace • Wynnefield • Wynnefield Heights
5. Finally, West Philly isn't known for harboring any bitch niggas. If you fit that classification and happen to spend time in any of the aforementioned neighborhoods, you may find yourself a victim of West Philly's issues concerning exorbitant crime.
Not suitable for travelers often considered bitches, so ask your doctor if a visit to West Philly is right for you.
West Philly by A-Nanomis August 22, 2008

West Philly 

A place were blacks roam the streets and jamaicans, Africans and Akis shop at 52nd street to buy and steal sneaks. Everybody wears Addidas and drinks Kool-aid. At certain times store owners close up shop and mothers hide their kids cas they know somebody is going to get shot each day. The El runs through West Philly to Center City. All the White people get off before the El reaches 52nd street.
"I'm in West Philly"
"Ard, don't get shot again".
West Philly by Philly Rida November 5, 2010

West Philly Christmas 

Occurs in late spring when college students at Penn and Drexel leave unwanted furniture, appliances, etc. on the street after moving out for the summer. Once the students leave, West Philly residents come in and "shop" for new stuff.
Dude, are you going to put your couch in storage over the summer?

Nah, I'm just gonna leave it on the curb for West Philly Christmas.

west philly squeegie 

Whilst fucking a woman doggystyle, as you are about to cum, pull it out and shoot it on her back. Then Rover (your dog)comes over and uses his tongue as a squeegie and cleans up your load.
I was really giving it to Jessica, blasted it on her back, and her dog sparky came over and squeegied her back clean, with a west philly squeegie!

West Philly Water Fountain

pouring water into a stripper/hookers asshole, from which they proceed to fart or shart, spewing the water out ready for drinking.
She gave me a really good West Philly Water Fountain

West Side Philly Special 

To funnel hot Khoresh into someone’s anus with a road cone
Ali kept talking smack so we gave him the ‘ol west side Philly special
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