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West Branch  

Place, a small-ass town located in Northern/Mid Michigan, often also refers to Rose City and Ogemaw County. where you're more likely to see roadkill than actuall live animals, the air smells of sweet horse shit, you are always, ALWAYS, less than a mile away from a cow, and 'Tractor Day' is a holiday celebrated by the local high school
West Branch ...the real OC...
West Branch by ~~kv November 2, 2008
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West Branch Area School 

West Branch Area School is located in Morrisdale, Pennsylvania. This school was once based on pride and honor until the school board hired inside kin. The football program was once known for their mental toughness and offensive power. It's now one of worst teams in the state, in which people still believe that this program matters. Much of the respect for this school has been lost, from either the lack of teaching or the teachers that believe they're above the students. Bachelor degrees is not mandatory at this place of academia, having family is much more prioritized than college degrees. With the expansion of family members, this place of academia is less known as a place of study. Many of the students are favorited, which makes teaching less promising.
Hey man, where did you go to school?
West Branch Area School
Oh alright, that explains why you're working at Dairy Queen.

West branch high school 

A small school in Ohio everyone there is stuck up each other‘s asses and either have a mullet or is smoking in the bathroom and also super racist school highly recommended and 90% white farmers if you’re black and you were there I wish you luck
dang everyone at West branch high school is racist

West Branch High School 

It is a high school will corn Fields every where also it’s 99 percent white country cousin fuckers and if you don’t have a mullet ur probably a dealer and every assistant principal is basically hittler and if you’re not white I wish you luck because you will probably get lynched wish you luck you will not survive there
I survived West Branch high school

West Branch Clipper

When a male or female gives you head and bites of your foreskin
“Sean she gave me a West branch clipper last night!”

West Long Branch

Town in New Jersey where students at the public school used to talk about jail bread and hot dogs. Liked to act like criminals by yelling "stranger" at their classmate who's parents took turns molesting them.

A place where someone's parent called the police alleging "death threats," and the police department pretended to have evidence.
"Let's not go into West Long Branch. The kids there are retarded."

"Yeah. Let's not go there. I heard the kids there jumped into a classmate's emergency and ripped apart her sentences to try and be trolls as she tried to get away from two sex predators."

West Long Branch

AKA white long branch, or WLB. scummy town in NJ and has no benifits. the people here suck.
"can we go to West Long Branch?"
"NO! that place sucks."
West Long Branch by MBer October 11, 2008
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