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Ape Wellington 

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.
"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

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Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

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Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

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Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

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Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"
Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009

wellington curse 

When something important happens but all video or photo evidence is awful quality. This saying started when a video of louis tomlinson and harry styles at a bar in Wellington, New Zealand was posted where louis can be heard shouting "BOYFRIEND" and maybe leaning in about to kiss harry but harry turns louis around and points out the fans to him. The video can be found online when you search up 'Wellington Larry' .
"Harry Styles wore glasses last night and y'all decide to take pictures on a potato"
"Wellington curse strikes again"
wellington curse by Cube.shit October 4, 2017

Westinghoused

To be electrocuted or killed by an AC current. During the war of the currents Thomas Edison would electrocute and kill animals in an effort to make AC currents look dangerous when compared to his DC currents.
They westinghoused some punk up in the pen today.
Westinghoused by Davasso October 2, 2008

douche wellington 

A prestigious douche of a high upbringing.
Douche Wellington will be hosting a Saturday night soiree at his estate.
douche wellington by buhtsecks November 24, 2013
A school filled with skanks, sluts, whores, cunts, players, perverts, cocky boys, hot boys that only want sex, 12 year old having sex, fake bitches, and cheaters. The most popular boys have to be on varsity football and play basketball.
You go to wesclin? Damn, that sucks.
Wesclin by Euekhrlagwkqsubf September 8, 2019

Westinghouse kids 

The bitches that go here be dressing like they rich. Bitches be fake fighting over them fake rich ass niggas who really ain’t shit. Teachers be mad annoying. Seniors be tryna finger freshmen girls on the third floor stairs and shit. Like what the fuck?
Them westinghouse kids be tryna dress like they on fashion runway like what the fuck?
Westinghouse kids by Realchicagonigga September 27, 2019