Werpes

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Herpes, virus diseases caused by herpesviruses which affects the skin and the nervous system, in worm terms.

Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

Boyfriend: "Yes baby of course! As long as you don't have Werpes! Hahaha! Haha. Ha."

Girlfriend: "I'm breaking up with you."

Werpes by Verarararara July 9, 2024

Words you can keep

Wereskank

Really nice person that was turned overnight on a full moon as a result of a sexual act. Most often change into their skank form on a full moon.

Don't go out tonight the wereskanks might be out.

Wereskank by wereskankhunter January 2, 2010

Related Words

Werpes • weresexual • Werespider • wernes • Warpes • Warpest • werbes • wercestershire • Wereshark • Weresizzle

weresmut

Something that is generally normal that happens to transform into smut every full moon.

Terry: You're reading a smut book again??!
Sarah: GOD! It's just a weresmut book, and it's a full moon tonight! I swear it was a regular book ten minutes ago!

weresmut by poppa S December 9, 2008

Werestache

Person who's look changes completely when wearing a mustache, so much they can barely be recognized.

That day, when my brother came into the house and looked into my eyes, my blood frose: I learned he was a werestache.

Werestache by skyjuice December 30, 2008

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

1: german for "you will need a nurse"

2: what to dial after 1-800 to get on Hitler's daytime talk show (from the TV show Family Guy)

"to get tickets to HITLER, call one, eighthundred...DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN by Molonious Prime February 27, 2005

Warpes

a mix between Herpes and Genital Warts. first started by Miky" mug club . leemn-mate and jbooby. often caught in saratoga springs it can potentially be lethal.

a mix between herpes and genital warts . Warpes

Warpes by leeman-mate, jbooby, MJ mug cl November 11, 2010

wereslut

Someone (usually a girl) who becomes excessively horny during a full moon, and spends the following 28 days regretting what she does that night.

Josh: Hey, are you still hooking up with Tracy?

Jake: Naw, she's a wereslut.

Josh: Oh, I guess you have to wait a few weeks before you can hit that again.

wereslut by koreitz February 21, 2009

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026