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Werkin' Off 

At work "jerking off" as in... messing around, not really working, and not exactly "masturbating" either. Just goofing off at work when the boss thinks you are "working".
Kristina: "Hey I just got up, what are you up to"? Jeff: "Oh I am just sitting here at work, werkin' off as usual".
Werkin' Off by SKULLYARD August 30, 2015
Both phonetically correct and much faster to type than it's meaning: working. Try it.
hey im werkin here
werkin by Terry Tibs December 26, 2007

Werkin’ and Jerkin’ 

1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.

2. Masturbating while working.
1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.

2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.

Werkin’ and Jerkin’ 

1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.

2. Masturbating while working.
1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.

2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026