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Werkin' Off
At work "jerking off" as in... messing around, not really working, and not exactly "masturbating" either. Just goofing off at work when the boss thinks you are "working".
Kristina: "Hey I just got up, what are you up to"? Jeff: "Oh I am just sitting here at work, werkin' off as usual".
Werkin' Off by SKULLYARD August 30, 2015
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werkin by Terry Tibs December 26, 2007
Werkin’ and Jerkin’
1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.
2. Masturbating while working.
2. Masturbating while working.
1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.
2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.
2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.
Werkin’ and Jerkin’ by Mr.BobDobalina03 April 12, 2021
Werkin’ and Jerkin’
1. Working hard to grind something out before a deadline while thoroughly enjoying it.
2. Masturbating while working.
2. Masturbating while working.
1. I was so productive today! I was totally werkin’ and jerkin’.
2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.
2. Jeffrey Toobin was fired from The New Yorker for werkin’ and jerkin’ on Zoom.
Werkin’ and Jerkin’ by Mr.BobDobalina03 April 12, 2021
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Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.