Werewolf King 

Adam. Game and match. Can’t be him. Can’t get impregnated by him. Can’t be his children. Can’t be his HOT AF WIFE TARA. Can’t do anything so sit back and enjoy your massage. Headspin.

Did you see NICHOLLE’S husband? Some GREAT BIG FUCKIN’ WEREWOLF KING BIKER DUDE!! Headspin.

Werewolf King by Atombombe August 8, 2025

werewolfing a butthole 

When you're about to eat out someone's ass, you spread their ass cheeks, exposing yourself to their full moon, and you throw back your head and let out a howl.

You know how Rigby would like to start the night?
By werewolfing a butthole.

werewolfing a butthole by Cyrano515 November 21, 2016

Werewolfing

A way of avoiding temptations or doing something you know will have a bad consequences. Derived from the method used by a man of the lupine persuasion who sees a full moon and knows he's about to transform. He werewolfs himself by locking himself in a room for the safety of himself and others. Werewolfing involves cutting off cutting off communication like turning off your cell phone and computer, staying at home where it is safe and make sure you plenty of distractions like movies or video games. Getting high is a popular way to werewolf yourself.

On the 30 Rock episode, 'When It Rains, It Pours', Tracy Jordan werewolfs himself so he can be there for the birth of his daughter.

Alcoholic #1: Did you ask Sam if he wants to come out and get wasted with us tonight?

Alcoholic #2: I did but he’s werewolfing himself because he has to work at 6am tomorrow.

Werewolfing by Alcoholics Unaminous November 22, 2010

werewolfing

The process of masturbating under a full moon and howling wildly at the moment of climax. This can done more effectively with a full forest of pubic hair.

steve: Did you see the moon last night?

Bob: Is that even a question? I was out werewolfing like it was my job.

werewolfing by mikey forks February 3, 2012

werewolfing

Werewolfing: the time of a woman's monthly cycle.
Mensturation, Period, aunt Flo, moon time, red river, the curse

Buffy wanted to go out with her boyfriend but she was werewolfing...it was that time of the month.

werewolfing by memphocat September 7, 2016

werewolfing

The process of masturbating under a full moon and howling wildly at the moment of climax.

steve: Did you see the moon last night?

Bob: Is that even a question? I was out werewolfing like it was my job.

werewolfing by mikey forks January 11, 2012

Werewolfing

The act of deliberately placing obstacles or limitations in one’s own path to ensure desired actions or behaviors in the future, typically motivated by a desire for self-improvement or discipline. The term draws inspiration from the practice of werewolves locking themselves in cages to prevent harm to others during their transformations.

To combat his habit of hitting the snooze button, Mark resorted to werewolfing by placing his alarm clock across the room, forcing himself to physically get out of bed.

Werewolfing by Alanshearer. July 4, 2023