Someone who is obsessed with Europe or America/American Culture/Cartoons/Comics, etc. and assumes anything made in the west is superior to everything else in the world and will disregard any opinions otherwise. You can find them in comics book shops, going to Disney animated films though they have no children, and on the forums of television networks aimed at children, Antonym of weaboo.
I told that fat westaboo that Fairly OddParents was a silly child's cartoon.
He then tried to explain the deep complexity and emotional merits of a cartoon about a 10 yearold who gets wishes from two fairies.
A label usually given to an Asian or Non-American. A westaboo is obsessed with all things Old West and treats Wester moves, books, ect the same way a Weeaboo treats Anime, Manga, ect
That kid over there is such a westaboo. He wears that silly hat all the time and his room is filled with western movies and all kinds of geeky old west posters.
Guy who's obsessed with west, can be western themselves.
Westaboo Joe: "WOAH YOU LIKE JAPAN? WEEB! WESTERN CULTURE IS SO MUCH BETTER!"
Westaboo Joe again: "Man the west is so good, nothing bad about the west in the slightest better than every country!"
Westaboo Joe for a third time: "Trump was a pretty stand up guy to be honest."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!