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A wealthy town in Connecticut that is most oftenly used in conjunction with the phrase "THERE IS NOTHING TO DO". There is so little to do in fact, that the teenage population has resorted to hanging out in the "Center", a designated hangout spot located in the parking lot of the local grocery store. With no place to go, they spend their days wasting their rich parent's money on alcohol, weed, coke, heroin, and buying new cars- most often Mustangs and BMWs. Smoking in cars, partying in the woods, and banging each other are typical activities that constantly go around the school.
Person 1: I'm from Newtown.
Person 2: Where?
by stellaa April 07, 2006
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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The place where you throw parties every night and have the parents buy the keg, then playing against those parents in beer pong while smoking blunts on the side lines, and ashing cigarettes on the floor. We have someone scope out where the DUI checks are before hand so that we can all avoid drunk driving through those areas and drunk drive on windy backroads instead and nearly die. If sleeping at the party, you will find bodies scattered throughout the entire house & then all take a hungover field trip to the Blue Colony Diner the next morning and leave no tip.
by Eva, Greatest January 10, 2010
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In upper-middle class, very historic and sterile town in Bucks county, PA. It's about 30 minutes outside of Philadelphia. Although most of the newcomers are rich New Yorkers and New Jersyens who both want less taxes and regulation(guns) and Mayberry. The town is about 91% white not counting the old farts wich brings it up to probably 96% white. The town is as cute as it gets with a gap store and movie theatre right downtown.

It has basically obtained the crown of premiere suburb of middle bucks county away from yardley. Although Yardley has on old-money estate area east of it's downtown along with throngs of McMansions everywhere. Yardley is also right on the train line to Philadelphia.

The town is pretentious, yet is not impenetrable. You will find alot of decent folks there.

Great place to raise a family. Alot nearby; historical sites, New Hope, Lahaska, Philadelphia, Delaware river towns, Princeton.

The highschool kids probably are surrounded with a difficult drug and alcohol matrix around them. But what high school doesn't.
Kid one: Who are moving from Yardely to Newtown next month.

Kid two: Why are you moving like only 1 mile away from your current house. Yardley's old-school, Newtown is where it's at now.

Kide one: Oh I get it, your about to graduate middle school and Pennsbury high's academics pale in comparison to Council Rock.
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a town in CT or other states that is too boring to come up with a real name
by Jack Rafter April 25, 2003
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A small welsh town, extend from a small welsh market town entirely for the influx of midlanders in the 80’s, giving away the council houses to anyone willing to work in the many factories.

Close to the home of Laura Ashley in neighbouring carno...
Home of the welsh woollen mill
Home of Pryce Jones

Most kids want to leave as soon as they are old enough, few return

Full of miserable people

With a few enthusiastics scattered for good measure.

Most people are on benifts (they don’t like to work)

Massive drug problems (well when there’s nothing to do ... just get high) 😂
More charity shops than high street shops
It’s a great place to live ... said no one ever...
Newtown? Never heard of it ... oh wait yeah I drive though it on the way to the beach

Newtown god yeah I know it, terrible traffic I drive though on the way to the beach

Newtown? Nope never heard of it
Is it close to Welshpool? yeah I know Welshpool

Newtown? Wow that’s in the middle of nowhere!

Newtown? The home of that build building Pryce Jones? Is it still there?

Ahh yeah my aunt used to work in kay’s in Newtown.
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