Welker 

1.] To rise up again after being hit by a bus (or train) and appear unharmed.
tough
2.] to be as tough as Wes Welker*
3.] despite being only 5' ft, 9" inches, a lot of toughness in a small package (New England Patriot slot receiver)

Man, did you see that guy pull a "Welker" after being hit?
"That guy is almost as tough as Welker."
"He's a tough little bugger"

Welker by Jeruhalem November 27, 2012

Welker 

When a dependable, highly paid and highly successful co-worker or friend fails to perform a mundane task at the worst possible time. Often derailing a organization or team right before they achieve set goals, resulting in a lost financial opportunity, disdain and regret.

Refers to New England's Wes Welker. A automatic WR with more receptions than any other player in the NFL, who dropped a pass that would have secured a Super Bowl title for the Patriots.

Boss: We're so close to securing the Anderson account, It will be our biggest order in the history of the company and we owe it all to you, Johnson. You are easily this company's most dependable and successful rep. Did you make sure to bring the signing papers I handed you this morning because if this deal is not done today we loss the account.

Johnson: Signing papers?

Boss: You f-ing worthless piece of shit! Are you kidding me? How retarded are you, serious! It's your job to bring the damn papers! I pay you $250,000 to bring the f-ing papers! Jesus Christ, your little Welker incident just cost this company the biggest account ever, You're Fired!!

Welker by Here We Go Brownies! March 23, 2012

Welker 

The act of giving oral to a Jones all day long.

Dude look at Alonzo giving John a welker.

Welker by Penis Pumper in NC February 1, 2010

wes welker

A slot receiver for the New England Patriots. Ridiculously talented considering he is short and white. Often the ire of opposing teams fans because when everybody else is covered he inexplicably becomes wide open.

I tried to watch the game in peace last Sunday, but all I could say was, "Damn you Wes Welker, sneaky little white man!"

wes welker by JB01 January 10, 2008

wes welker

A short white man who is inexplicably athletic.
Bounced around the NFL for a while, owning but going largely unnoticed.
Tom Brady's number two target after Randy Moss.

Wes Welker is the Overman.

wes welker by Ignatius Strangelove November 26, 2007

Wes Welker

A reciever for the New England Patriots, has one of the best porn names for an NFL player

Jim: Did you see Wes Welker last night?
Mike: Jim you know I dont watch porn

Wes Welker by Dougiesgoingdeep January 25, 2008

Wes Welker

The Most Overrated reciever in the history of the National Football League. He Has been a slot reciever in New England for a Year Now, and is usually guarded by a 3 or 4 string Corner or Linebacker intill this year were he is the Patriots 2nd reciever. And Now, He's Sucking.

"Hey Man, You see Wes Welker's 20 yard Touchdown catch?, It Was BEAST" "Dude Kawika Mitchell was guarding Him"


"Bro, Wes Welker Just caught a 40 yard pass!" " Yea, He was being guarded by Dante Hughes"

Wes Welker by Brad U. November 1, 2008