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well that wasn't very woke of you

Something you say when someone bumps into you
Kyle: *bumps into Jenny*
Jenny: well that wasn't very woke of you!
Kyle: wha…?
Jenny: UP YOURS!!!
Like a step child of language, a very underused contraction of will and not becoming simply willn't.
I'm so sad Tiffany willn't get naked.
I willn't stop trying.
willn't by Taylor March 4, 2005
will not. a conjunction used instead of won't
I willn't do my homework tonight.
willn't by cow22 March 9, 2018
Greg - "Hey man will you take out the trash?..." Tim - "Fuck no Greg, I willn't take out the trash..."
Willn't by Webster Inventor of Words November 14, 2010

Willn’t 

Short for ‘Will not’.
I willn’t wanna do that because it is dumb and stupid.
Willn’t by Randomuser358 August 27, 2019

well that didn’t work 

The last thing a man says after trying to fix or do something cool that leads to the man’s death.
“The last words he said to me before he died was “well that didn’t work””