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Welcomed To The Jungle 

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Being completely unprepared for a situation and making it very apparent you are neither prepared nor capable of functioning in a particular capacity
Professor: Jim can you please tell me the answer to problem 3?
Jack: ummm.... errr.... well you see.... this one confused me...
Jake (Jack's friend): Welcome to the Jungle Jack
Jack: Damn it. Yeah I got welcomed to the jungle.
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welcome to the jungle 

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A song by Guns N' Roses on their debut album, Appetite for Destruction. Essentially, it's about one's initial introduction to the seedy underworld of America.

It also serves as a nice pump-you-up song.
Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games.
We got everything you want, honey we know the names,
We are the people that can find, whatever you may need.
If you got the money,honey, we got your disease in the jungle
Welcome to the Jungle...
welcome to the jungle by fiver November 30, 2004
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welcome to the jungle 

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A kick ass song. Theme song to San Andreas.
Welcome to the jungle we got fun and games!!
welcome to the jungle by Darn it April 9, 2006
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welcome to the jungle 

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Once a Guns N' Roses song, this term may now refer to the monstrosity known as an unshaved/untrimmed pubic area. Few who enter the confines of such a beastly jungle ever return to tell about it.
"I'm playing Amy's song, Welcome to the Jungle."
"Make sure you bring your machete."
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welcome to the jungle 

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when a girl sees your dick for the first time and it is really hairy, you say "welcome to the jungle."
Girl: WOW!
Boy: Welcome to the Jungle.
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Welcome to the jungle 

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An invitation to groom or admire one's pubic hair. Originally from a Guns 'N Roses song, however, Mountain Pointe High School turned the phrase into a travesty. It is now the butt of all jokes among students in the yearbook class. Not really. It actually has everything to do with anal sex, ever.
Welcome to the jungle, Mountain Pointe High School! Please proceed to admire my pubic hair and/or have anal sex with me.

PS - Urbandictioary is the most reliable source EVER.
Welcome to the jungle by Not Covey January 30, 2008
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briefcake 

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A handsome male lawyer.
"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker

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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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