Welches

purple weed. ie: grapes.

Yo, I got dem welches!

by Lowki May 9, 2006

Welches

Another Way To Define Graped
Welches=Brand Of Grape Juice

You Just graped A Friend
You, To Friend:You Want Some WELCHES With That?

by Leak October 6, 2005

welcher

someone who refuses to pay his or her debts after a bet

I bet him $20 that the Dallas Cowboys would beat the Washington Redskins and when they did the welcher refused to pay

by J. L. Writt January 5, 2008

Welcher

Someone who doesn't pay up on their bets.

I bet Dana 8 burritos that the US would win the America's Cup and he refused to pay. Classic Welcher.

by Bobby Rayburn November 13, 2013

brethren before wenches

Geek slang for "Bros before Hoes". MMORPG players will often throw this as a trump card when you are trying to spend time with your chick instead of raiding.

Duke: Hey Jim, the raid starts at 8:00ET motherfucker, log your ass in!

Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.

Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!

Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.

by Koban December 11, 2009

Welcher

When someone makes a bet and refuses to pay.

Mark bet me $10 that Kevin Bacon was an Army lawyer and not a Marine lawyer. When he saw that he was a Marine lawyer, he didn't pay up. What a welcher

by DATA MCP June 16, 2012

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy

what pirates say after winning

Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

by DoubleDickDan February 10, 2022