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Weinershitzel 

A dish consisting of a thin slice of a feces patty that is breaded, fried, and garnished.
"In Vienna we had Weinershitzel and beer. I remember - that shit was delicious...literally."

weinersnitzel

When a woman puts boiling water on a German mans wiener and then applies mustard and sauerkraut and digs in. Every bite she takes the man yells "OPA!!!"
woman-"oh Adolf i just wanna weinersnitzel you for din-din!"
man-"yipee-kay-yay mofo!"
weinersnitzel by Caravan July 4, 2012

Weinersnitzel

A very attractive German who smells like chocolate & weinersnitzel(German sausage).
"Have you seen the new foreign exchange student?He's a weinersnitzel."
Weinersnitzel by Vannah:] August 11, 2008

Weinerslide 

lubricant, oil, penetrating nut buster
I use 10W-40 weinerslide to keep it running long and strong.
Weinerslide by scottishiliscious February 13, 2019

Weinersnitchel 

When your weiner is so fire that you just cant resist the urge to tattle on your companions.
OMG I WAS FEELING SOOO WEINERSNITCHEL YESTERDAY THAT I TOLD SUZIES MOM ABOUT HER TOE RING.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026