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Micro Weenis 

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.
A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)
Micro Weenis by Dezdashat May 16, 2020
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Lots; a large quantity of. Scottish.
There were weens of indie kids at the party last night
weens by messeh_ November 14, 2009
children in scotland are sometimes referred to as weens, similar to American english 'wee-uns'
"I fuckin 'ate weens."
weens by oobyMach February 21, 2009

the weenis game 

the weenis is the skin on the elbow. you cannot feel it when someone touches your weenis. the weenis game is when you and a group of friends go around and try to lick each other's weenises. this is fun, but can be kind of creepy if you lick someones elbow who doesn't know the weenins game. it is fun to play at camps and other group events. it can be played as long as you want, and its about trying to get someone WITHOUT THEM KNOWING. after you lick they're weenis you have to tell them so that they know.
Bob:dude, lets play the weenis game

Jim: okay, sure.

*3 hours later*

Bob: (licks Jim's weenis) haha i just licked your weenis
Jim:shit!!!
the weenis game by reneee!! March 14, 2011
An excuse for 12-17 year old guys to say a word that sounds like penis but isn't penis. Most claim that the weenis is the flap of skin under your elbow, but we all know that

a. The skin is the Olecranal skin
b. You are just obsessed with saying penis if you say weenis constantly
Bill: "Dude my Weenis is dirty and scratched man"
Gary: "You just want to say penis don't you"
Bill: "Nu uh. Weenis is a medical term!"
Gary: (pulls out medical dictionary to find nothing on weenis)
Gary: "GTFO"
Weenis by RoboZombie May 2, 2011
Lot's of opinions that it's the skin on your elbow--when I was a kid 30 years ago, however, it quite clearly was used as a combo-word in between "Wussy and Penis."

So if you weren't quite a Wussy (Weiner/Pussy), and you were kind of acting like a dick, you were a Weenis/Weenus.
"Dude, stop being such a Weenis! You talked us into climbing up here, so you get to jump first."
weenis by flynscot October 12, 2009