Weedmans 

Weedmans describes a server that hosts the popular free first-person shooter game enemy territory. Due to massively egoed server admins, the extraordinarily high noob content, and gargantuan whinging, this server has earned a legendry staus as being possibly the gh3yest server ever made for the game.

This virtual hell is occupied by a clan known as -=FAM=- who are violently self-absorbed and attracts unskilled players from all over europe. With careful self-marketing tactics, a considerable number of players have become hypnotised by the propaganda spewed from the orifices of the members, leading to a small niche of groupies who defend any and all retarded comment posted on their forums.

Man, let's leave and go find another server. This noob-zone is freaking weedmans.

Weedmans by Pro Player September 21, 2008

weedman 

the guy who sells you your marijuana

whos your weedman?

weedman by Anonymous April 21, 2003

selfish weedmaster 

Guy/Girl who wants all the weed you are smokin' with your friends for himself. Also, he breaks the holy weed-circle & your chill.

Michael: Here you go George, your turn.
Selfish Weedmaster: It's my turn Michael.
Michael: But you just smoked!
Selfish Weedmaster: I don't care, give me the weed asshole!

selfish weedmaster by melvinkremencek December 30, 2011

weedmas 

This occurs when you find weed in your bowl after forgetting about it because you were so high. a feeling much like chirstmas morning.

Ingrid- "hey, rachel, want to smoke?"
Rachel- "yeah, hold on. ill go get my bowl!"
(goes to get bowl and realizes it still packed from the last time)
Rachel- "awesome, weedmas!!!!"

weedmas by blazinjane October 30, 2007

WeedmanCaz 

A man of very few words. Mostly known as DarkRadiou's friend on twitch. One of the funniest guys to ever come across twitch other than darkradiou. You can call him a quiet god.

Weedmancaz is dark's friend so he deserves this!

WeedmanCaz by Briana C. September 14, 2018

weedmantic 

Being romantic but with weed items.

My boyfriend gave me a bouquet of rolled blunts with my favorite weed in it plus all my favorite candies. He's so weedmantic!

weedmantic by Curlyq87 February 12, 2018

Weedman 

WHO IS WEEDMAN?

Weedman is a man who LOVES weed. He eats, sleeps, breathes, drinks, and lives weed every day. He is SUPER buff.

HOW BUFF IS WEEDMAN?

Experts say that "Weedman is ripped as hell. Like his muscles are twice the size of the red balls that are outside target." And not to mention his 6 pack. Weedman's abs are so chiseled and he is insanely buff. Nobody knows why weedman is so buff. After all, he smokes weed 24/7 and sits on his couch doing absolutely nothing-- at least that what weedman wants you to think.

WHAT IS WEEDMAN'S JOB?

Stoner and by day, superhero by night!

WHAT ARE WEEDMAN'S ACCOPLISHMENTS?

Weedman is very smart and famous. He has two movies. "Weedman", rated 2/5 stars on amazon and "Weedman 2: House Arrest," rated 3/5 stars on amazon. He also has two books called "Weedman: The Remarkable Journey of Jimmy Divine," rated 5/5 stars on amazon and "Rufus and the Weed Man," also rated 5/5 stars on amazon. Not only all of that, but weedman also has a lawncare company which is rated 2.5/5 stars on yelp.

HOW DOES WEEDMAN FIGHT BAD GUYS?

Weedman defeats his enemies by giving them weed and then the enemies get high and then they forget why the are fighting weedman so they just leave.

WHAT IS WEEDMAN'S CATCHPHRASE?

WEEDMAN! WE CARE FOR YOUR LAWN

WEEDMAN, WE CARE FOR YOUR LAWN!

Weedman by painda THE THIRD November 18, 2021