Weedlion 

An ugly person addicted to headphones.

WHOA! Look at that weedlion!

Weedlion by hr3pg3rg September 14, 2014

weedllionaire 

Simple definition -> Weed billionaire.

I wanna be a Weedllionaire. So f****g bad.

weedllionaire by iirrffeerrnnaddeess November 7, 2018

Weedlink 

An entirely mental connection between 2 or more stoners that occurs during heavy sessions. A weedlink is a subconscious bond that activates during; topic discussion, decision making, memory recollection, and other scenarios that arise while baking.

Weedlink's result in the almost instant affirmation of a comment of a fellow toker because 1 or more tokers had the same thought on their mind, but were likely too stoned to even attempt speech. This causes a sort of "eureka" moment which clearly identifies who's linked.

Another byproduct of these moments is the inevitable "I was just gonna say...!" or "Holy shit you read my fucking mind!" This will generally only happen the first few times you link with someone, eventually it would get annoying anyways.

The degree of obscurity and the frequency of which these connections occur seem to correlate directly to the magnitude of weed and the frequency of when these 2 or more people burn together. This phenomena is therefore strengthened by "weedlationships".

Person 1: "fuck I'm baked, let's get some eats, lets go to Mcdicks"

Person 2: "FFFFUUUU- I was just craving a big mac and 20 nuggets!!!!"

Person 1: "That's exactly what I was gonna order. gtfo my head!"
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Person 1: "Hey man, I think it's just about time to pack another bow-"

Person 2: *hands person 1 a freshly loaded bong* "all ready on it."

Person 1: "Weedlink oh shi-"

Weedlink by StonedMason June 19, 2010

Weedling 

Weedling is to find your way into a party you have not been invited to by any method. It can involve climbing a fence, but mainly refers to the act of repetitively asking the person having the party if they can go/guilt tripping people into an invite. People who often do this can be known as weedlers. However at the party weedlers do not mingle, they stalk and follow, clinging onto the few they know at the party.

Joe - "Mark," has weedled his way into another party.

Dylan - Weedling fuck! How did he manage it this time?

Joe - He sent "Eddy" on a guilt trip, told him to remember "how they were best mates four years ago."

Dylan - That guys nothing but a pathetic weedler.

Weedling by jackgayby November 21, 2009

weedling 

the art of wheeling and dealing

the traveller was weedling as much as she could to obtain her travelling fare and spending money

weedling by lynette ziggles April 30, 2006

weedling 

To pee a small amount. Usually happens when extremely nervous or excited.

Girl 1: The exams had me incredibly stressed out, I was so worried I was going to fail.
Girl 2: Oh god, me too. I was so jittery before the tests that I was weedling a little bit.

weedling by ClumsyAnteater October 8, 2009

Weedling 

A child who is wild in nature, adventurous, fearless, and curious.

That little girl is such a weedling! She’s constantly climbing things, playing in the dirt, and running around getting into trouble!

Weedling by ThatLittleMynx July 22, 2019