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websling 

When a man masturbates and then flings his semen after orgasm, much like Spiderman's webslinging ability.
I was jerking off when my girlfriend burst into my room, causing me to websling all over my monitor.
websling by Diebold November 4, 2007

websiteing

The act of visiting several websites on the now extremely prevalent protocol known as 'the internet' for an often extended period of time.

A person may sometimes record websites visited while 'websiteing' in a file finder.
Last night when i was websiteing i came across this really cool site....
websiteing by iPhelim April 17, 2008

websiting 

The manufacturing process of web sites.
Making/uploading/changing websites.
websiting by ctg May 9, 2004

webslinging

male, meaning to masturbate and ejeculate
What are you doing in their little Jimmy?
Webslinging Mum, go away/
webslinging by William Mith April 1, 2005

webslinging

A sexual act; the act of ejaculation through self-flagellation onto one's own hand, tossing the ejaculate into the face of a sexual partner with a swift, comical motion.
Seamus' girl Brooke had the pink eye for a solid week, and everyone knew it was because of his webslinging fetish.
webslinging by Jacob Voelzke November 23, 2007
The most awesome name. It usually refers to a cool dude that is totally nice and has many good characteristics. He is usually very awesome and is a perfect match for Khadeeja. These people are usually successful and very smart.
I wish I could be Weiming.
I like weiming
Weiming by AlbertEinsteinJr September 17, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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