Wazzob
He is the dick of a ضب that got cut of and wandered until it entered a mad scientist’s lab and turned into a mutant teenage dickhead and inspired the show teenage mutant ninja dickheads but to make it family friendly they suddenly turned into turtles. The last place the wazzob was seen is in the sewers mating with reda and salah. Please report any sight of the dickhead. Thank you
Wazzob
He is the dick of a lizard that got cut of and wandered until it entered a mad scientist’s lab and turned into a mutant teenage dickhead and inspired the show teenage mutant ninja dickheads but to make it family friendly they suddenly turned into turtles. The last place the wazzob was seen is in the sewers mating with reda and salah. Please report any sight of the dickhead. Thank you
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!