Way down
Stupid to the point of no return
Way down by Beatyourchild November 13, 2006
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Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down
Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.
Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"
Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"
Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"
Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"
Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"
Related Words
Way down • long way down • From way downtown • floats the wrong way down the river • turtles all the way down • down ... all the way down! • national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day • Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down • down the way • Down Mexico way
turtles all the way down
When you are having an argument and you see your logic begin to fail, you can use this phrase to automatically win. This of course only works if the reference is understood.
The phrase originates from a conversation that occured directly after a speech which described how the earth revolves around the sun.
At the end of the speech an elderly lady stood up and said,
"What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise."
The scientist then smugly asked,
"What is the tortoise standing on?"
"You're very clever, young man, very clever", said the old lady. "But it's turtles all the way down!"
This anecdote was made "popular" by Stephen Hawking, who told it at the begining of his book "A Brief History of Time."
The phrase originates from a conversation that occured directly after a speech which described how the earth revolves around the sun.
At the end of the speech an elderly lady stood up and said,
"What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise."
The scientist then smugly asked,
"What is the tortoise standing on?"
"You're very clever, young man, very clever", said the old lady. "But it's turtles all the way down!"
This anecdote was made "popular" by Stephen Hawking, who told it at the begining of his book "A Brief History of Time."
"Your an idiot.. Theres 35 letters in the english alphabet not 26...
Lets count.
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3 "
....
"Z=26 ... ... um ...
then its just turtles all the way down. "
Lets count.
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3 "
....
"Z=26 ... ... um ...
then its just turtles all the way down. "
turtles all the way down by Frggr February 12, 2010
Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down
(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).
Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!
Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!
Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)
Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!
Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)
national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day
April 22 is national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day. Its pretty self explanatory but just in case what you do is anytime you need to take a piss on April 22 you have to drop your pants down all the way. a good rule to follow for this day is if your ass isn't out you need to get the fuck out(of the bathroom). it doesn't matter if your cheeks are pastier than ranch everybody is gonna be doing it.
Damn it sucks for Aidan his birthday is on April 22
Damn bro, you mean national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day
Damn bro, you mean national pull your pants all the way down while using the urinal day
down ... all the way down!
"down ... all the way down!" is what the guy with his hard dick in your mouth says to you, his cocksucker, when he wants you to take more of his cock in your mouth so he can get it down your throat.
I sucked this dude in the cadet showers this morning, and he kept saying "down ... all the way down!" so he could have a cumgasm down my throat!
down ... all the way down! by USAF Cadet June 20, 2021
long way down
long way down by holymolyjen September 16, 2016
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