Waxing the dolphin

male masturbation; jacking off, choking the chicken, bashing the bishop, polishing the rocket.

When i think about my gf, i start waxing the dolphin.

I walked in on Barry waxing the dolphin.

by DJ Buss May 1, 2010

wax the dolphin

Slang for masturbation. see beat the meat or Pull a Toma

I gotta go and wax the dolphin.

by -CyberPunk- February 7, 2005

waxing the dolphin

jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water

I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,

by Amanda Hugginkiss December 24, 2003

Waxing the Dolphin

Waxing the dolphin (v.)
to masturbate, jack off. When a male has sex with his his hand a.k.a. Jill. The act of masturbating. Generally done by males age 12-18.
Wack off Jack off Masturbate

Christain: Dude Michael waxes his dolphin while on Geaogia's myspace!
Austin: Oh my god! Thats disgusting, I feel bad for Georgia.

Christian: Holy crap! Grant was " Waxing the Dolphin " in the locker room

by ChristianK April 25, 2007

waxing the dolphin

this is when you just finished porking your bitch and can't find a hand towel to dry off. She has to use her hand stroking up and down until dry.

Bitch, I aint gettin out of bed, wax my dolphin!

by DDA October 7, 2003

wax my dolphin

to masturbate in the bath

i was in the bath last night and decided to wax my dolphin

by zippy71 October 15, 2008

Waxing Your Dolphin

When A Guy Is Masterbating --

Beat Your Meat -- What A Treat
OH MY GOD.......!!!

waxing your dolphin
your
cock
beating your meat

by BlackFlag September 28, 2012