Waxing the dolphin

male masturbation; jacking off, choking the chicken, bashing the bishop, polishing the rocket.

When i think about my gf, i start waxing the dolphin.

I walked in on Barry waxing the dolphin.

by DJ Buss April 27, 2010

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Slang for masturbation. see beat the meat or Pull a Toma

I gotta go and wax the dolphin.

by -CyberPunk- February 08, 2005

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waxing the dolphin

jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water

I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,

by Amanda Hugginkiss December 25, 2003

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Waxing the Dolphin

Waxing the dolphin (v.)
to masturbate, jack off. When a male has sex with his his hand a.k.a. Jill. The act of masturbating. Generally done by males age 12-18.
Wack off Jack off Masturbate

Christain: Dude Michael waxes his dolphin while on Geaogia's myspace!
Austin: Oh my god! Thats disgusting, I feel bad for Georgia.

Christian: Holy crap! Grant was " Waxing the Dolphin " in the locker room

by ChristianK April 17, 2007

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