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To act like Dr Watson (or any other smarty Watson - like Dominic Watson) referring all the time to Urban Dictionary saying it is a real dictionary.

A I am saying you that 'squiz' is a real term - it is on urban dictionary, it is the real dictionary, dictionary of the people.
B Ah, you are just doing your watsonize thing again.

watsonize by ggta February 8, 2013

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Watsonian

The best type of people. Fans and followers of the comedian Mark Watson.

'I'm a Watsonian.'

'Wow, can I touch you?

Watsonian by pandorapink August 11, 2010

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Watsonia North

noun.

1. a suburb of Melbourne's outer north-east, notorious for its gang related violence and illegal drug trade.

In 2009 94% of murders in Watsonia North were gang related.

Watsonia North by WatsyNthCrip August 13, 2011

Watsonist

A student, follower or practitioner of Watsonism.

As a Watsonist, he devotes much of his time to pondering over the obscurities of matters which appear to be elementary to a layman.

Watsonist by iamwatson December 1, 2011

Watsonism

Watsonism is a politcal idealogy containing the political beliefs of English YouTuber Paul Joseph Watson. The beliefs are opposition to political correctness, Islam, feminism, immigration, far-left and the preservation of Western civilization and culture.

How can I learn about "Watsonism"?

Just watch Paul Joseph Watson on Youtube and you'll find out.

Watsonism by thesecretone23 September 3, 2020

Watsonism

The lengthy ponderance and questioning of a word that is in common usage.

Watsonism is often associated with the repeated questioning of the word 'cyclicality' (a watsonist would use 'goes up and down from time to time' or some other lengthy explanation) and other relatively complex economic related terminology. The watsonist prefers lengthy rambling prose rather than succinct informative sentences.

Watsonism by Ralph Diamond April 25, 2008

Watsonism

Watsonism: the mentally deficient follower of the living deity Watson, the cracker god of inbreeding.

Person 1: "Hey, are you going to attend your classes and become a really smart successful person?"

Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a follower of Watsonism. I am too retarded to become successful. I also fuck all of my cousins."

Person 1: "Oh, okay."

Watsonism by Ivanist December 3, 2019

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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