watchbait 

A form of clickbait, watchbait is where a person will use a catchy title to get you to watch their video. Commonly used by youtubers who have no life, and have videos that go to 10:05 (so they can extend the amount of ads, and generate more profit).

Browsing through YouTube. 'Mom buys kid fidget spinner for $1. You won't believe what happens!' . 'DO NOT DO THIS AT 3 AM!'. "Why is there so much watchbait today?!"

watchbait by unicorn-san September 5, 2017

Watchbait 

When a news or entertainment show that gets you to watch the whole broadcast by baiting you with an inconsequential story they make sound important shown at the end.

This show is nothing but watchbait. You have to watch all the bullshit before they show what you're looking to watch.

Watchbait by Pumpdog December 22, 2020

watchfast 

(watch-fast) syn./adj./verb

The act of masochistically limiting one's watch worn for a lengthy period of time in order to better appreciate its unique qualities in lieu of rotating through a large collection of alternatives. This concept was first introduced to social media in 2017 through the Two Broke Watch Snobs podcast, where its hosts challenged listeners to forcibly become conscious of their preferences for an entire month. The term has since been appropriated by the greater "watchfam" community through Instagram hashtags and similar narratives.

person 1: Dude, so I'm watchfasting again.
person 2: I know. The Richard Mille skeleton thing. It's all you ever post about on instagram. How's it goin?
person 1: Terrible. I've got this uncontrollable urge to act like a d-bag and I can't stop ordering Jaegerbombs downtown.
person 2: Yeah, saw you were postin' those on the 'gram too.

watchfast by Cassidy Puller October 26, 2019

watchitude 

(noun) A unit of measurement that defines the amount of entertainment one can get from watching someone or something.

The watchitude of 'Team America: World Police' is much higher than the movie 'Freddy Got Fingered'.

watchitude by Grant Tingley October 24, 2007

watchatalkinabeet

Meaning: “What are you talking about?” Used by Sassy the Sasquatch in “The Big Lez Show” an Australian animated Youtube series

Lez: “did you see that Sassy?”

Sassy: “What?”

Lez: “that big yellow thing over there”

Sassy: “watchatalkinabeet”

watchatalkinabeet by YaboiIsaac February 27, 2020

Witchbitch 

A witch and a bitch at the same time

What a witchbitch!

Witchbitch by Marshmallow 2.0 August 29, 2020

witchabitchass

A weak person who constantly fucks up.

witchabitchass over there fuckin around

witchabitchass by Natedizz October 7, 2007