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wafflebutt 

The process of taking someone's bare ass and a tennis racket. Pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.
That guy deserves a wafflebutting for what he did.
wafflebutt by Alex Carbon August 17, 2006
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waddlebutt 

Describing a dog that from behind has a distinct waddle
Look at that cute dogs Waddlebutt
waddlebutt by Hoofyhoofnagle June 30, 2017

wafflebutt 

"Wafflebutt" is a pejoritive directed at cops in general, and motorcycle cops in particular.
This definition is based on the impression left on the gabardine pants worn by motorcyle cops from the criss-cross pattern on their bike saddles, and implies laziness based on the duration required to impress the pattern on their butts.
This definition prevailed in the '70s and before.
"Hey, wafflebutt! Get off your ass and do something!"
wafflebutt by vipaka January 11, 2008

wafflebutter 

When your girlfriend or mutual, puts a waffle in her coochie cat and the male cum on the waffle to make the butter.
Me and my girlfriend wafflebutter when we are alone
wafflebutter by Cumsock240 February 3, 2021

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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