Wasslebutt

An ass or body so large it causes the whole ass to shift as if it's independent on its own but attached to a person.

Fat ass wally lumbers over to his food bowl with his wasslebutt giggling as we tries to run

by DUKE OF DUCK December 9, 2023

wafflebutt

The process of taking someone's bare ass and a tennis racket. Pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.

That guy deserves a wafflebutting for what he did.

by Alex Carbon August 17, 2006

waddlebutt

Describing a dog that from behind has a distinct waddle

Look at that cute dogs Waddlebutt

by Hoofyhoofnagle June 30, 2017

wafflebutt

"Wafflebutt" is a pejoritive directed at cops in general, and motorcycle cops in particular.
This definition is based on the impression left on the gabardine pants worn by motorcyle cops from the criss-cross pattern on their bike saddles, and implies laziness based on the duration required to impress the pattern on their butts.
This definition prevailed in the '70s and before.

"Hey, wafflebutt! Get off your ass and do something!"

by vipaka January 11, 2008

wafflebutter

When your girlfriend or mutual, puts a waffle in her coochie cat and the male cum on the waffle to make the butter.

Me and my girlfriend wafflebutter when we are alone

by Cumsock240 February 3, 2021