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wafflebutt 

The process of taking someone's bare ass and a tennis racket. Pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.
That guy deserves a wafflebutting for what he did.
wafflebutt by Alex Carbon August 17, 2006
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waddlebutt 

Describing a dog that from behind has a distinct waddle
Look at that cute dogs Waddlebutt
waddlebutt by Hoofyhoofnagle June 30, 2017

wafflebutt 

"Wafflebutt" is a pejoritive directed at cops in general, and motorcycle cops in particular.
This definition is based on the impression left on the gabardine pants worn by motorcyle cops from the criss-cross pattern on their bike saddles, and implies laziness based on the duration required to impress the pattern on their butts.
This definition prevailed in the '70s and before.
"Hey, wafflebutt! Get off your ass and do something!"
wafflebutt by vipaka January 11, 2008

wafflebutter 

When your girlfriend or mutual, puts a waffle in her coochie cat and the male cum on the waffle to make the butter.
Me and my girlfriend wafflebutter when we are alone
wafflebutter by Cumsock240 February 3, 2021

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026