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wafflebutt 

The process of taking someone's bare ass and a tennis racket. Pressing the tennis racket up to their bare cheeks hard, and then taking a wire brush (like a grill brush) and rubbing it vigorously back and forth on the tennis racket.
That guy deserves a wafflebutting for what he did.
wafflebutt by Alex Carbon August 17, 2006

wafflebutt 

"Wafflebutt" is a pejoritive directed at cops in general, and motorcycle cops in particular.
This definition is based on the impression left on the gabardine pants worn by motorcyle cops from the criss-cross pattern on their bike saddles, and implies laziness based on the duration required to impress the pattern on their butts.
This definition prevailed in the '70s and before.
"Hey, wafflebutt! Get off your ass and do something!"
wafflebutt by vipaka January 11, 2008

saddlebutt 

The coolest person there is to walk the earth! They are a very sensitive sweet person!
Wow saddlebutt is so nice I wish I was more like her!
saddlebutt by Saddlebutt January 14, 2017

waddlecunt 

a cunt that has been thoroughly fucked recently and is, thus, needing to waddle to travel
damn I fucked her so hard i bet she's a waddlecunt today
waddlecunt by hotniqqa123 October 8, 2014

wafflebutter 

When your girlfriend or mutual, puts a waffle in her coochie cat and the male cum on the waffle to make the butter.
Me and my girlfriend wafflebutter when we are alone
wafflebutter by Cumsock240 February 3, 2021

Wasslebutt 

An ass or body so large it causes the whole ass to shift as if it's independent on its own but attached to a person.
Fat ass wally lumbers over to his food bowl with his wasslebutt giggling as we tries to run
Wasslebutt by DUKE OF DUCK December 9, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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