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Washing the dog 

A euphemism for masturbating. Used when trying to conceal it from certain people around you.

Washing the dog 

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.
I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me
Washing the dog by anonymous June 28, 2022

washing the dogs 

A sexual act where a male participant inserts both testicles up the anus of his partner - be the partner male or female.

Allegedly so called because the act resembles the challenge of washing two dogs, at the same time, in the same bath tub.
I was washing the dogs. No sooner had I got one in, and turned around to get the other, the first one popped out so I was back to square one...
washing the dogs by bathbadgerking January 22, 2010

Washin' the dog 

Trying to insert your testicle into vaginal/anal cavity while slamming dat ass from behind.
That hoe was loose, I had no problem washin' the dog.
Washin' the dog by SUNY February 9, 2004

washing the dogs 

Washing the Dogs is one of the tasks we always say our colleugues are carrying out when Living the Dream or Working from Home. It indicates that they are not really working but actually doing something less boring instead
'Where's Anthony Pond Today?'

' He's Working from Home Washing the Dogs '