washing hands
To engage in sexual activity.
washing hands by Jake G. July 1, 2005
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washing hands by CoolcidProd November 9, 2017
I'm washing my hands
Mary: Chad cheated on me and I really need someone to talk to.
You: I'm not going to say: "I told you so". I'm washing my hands of this madness.
You: I'm not going to say: "I told you so". I'm washing my hands of this madness.
I'm washing my hands by Felhamster October 13, 2009
Washing your hands after a shower
Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
Washing your hands after a shower by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022
Washing your hand
It's called washing your hands
1. Put you hand in water make sure your whole hand is soaked
2. Grab the soap bar and rub it on your hands
3. Keep doing that and make sure you wash between your finger and wash every part of your hand, keep doing this for at least 20 seconds enough time to sing happy birthday twice
4. Soak your hands in the water and get all the soap off
5. Grab a CLEAN towel and dry your hands
There you just learned how to wash your hands bravo
1. Put you hand in water make sure your whole hand is soaked
2. Grab the soap bar and rub it on your hands
3. Keep doing that and make sure you wash between your finger and wash every part of your hand, keep doing this for at least 20 seconds enough time to sing happy birthday twice
4. Soak your hands in the water and get all the soap off
5. Grab a CLEAN towel and dry your hands
There you just learned how to wash your hands bravo
Mom: wash your hands before dinner so we dont get the coronavirus!
Billy: okay mom
Washing your hands before dinner
Billy: okay mom
Washing your hands before dinner
Washing your hand by You know what I mean March 20, 2020
Midnight hand washing
Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"
Midnight hand washing by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023
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