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Wayoff P 

A nickname we call this awful playoff performer called Paul George, who plays for the Los Angeles Clippers. Thanks to his shitty playoff performance in 2020, he gained the nickname Wayoff P, because his shots are always “way off”. This nickname was given to Paul after the Clippers blew a 3-1 lead against the Denver Nuggets in the second round.
Clippers Bandwagon: Paul George was 4-16 today, and he fucking hit the side of the backboard. Might as well call him Wayoff P. Fuck the Clippers, I’m a Lakers Fan now.
Wayoff P by lebronlakersfan14 October 2, 2020
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Verb: Satisfy your sexual needs while surfing porn on a mobile device.
John waped off his cock while surfing porn on his cellphone.

Sorry i`m late, i was wapping off in the car.

Here`s a cellphone if you want to wap off!
Wap off by mollair May 10, 2010
A hot asf Russian last name
Their they are, the Waroff family
waroff by Castaways May 16, 2021
A variation of jagoff, someone who is a jerk. A portmanteau of whap and off.
That whapoff stole my sandwich!
Whapoff by TrebleOak April 6, 2016

Wanoffee 

Is a questional person. This person is a weirdly quiet, kinda acts gay even tho he isnt, kinda acts like a brick who wants to be thrown onto a window, but he is kind, smart and cute and most of all has a big cock that could make bitches wet
Have you see that guy over there

Yeah he reminds me of Wanoffee
Wanoffee by Suck ya mum cunt June 19, 2021
when a girl sucks on a males ball sack. and gives hickies all over it
Benny: Dude i told my girlfriend to wakoff to me.

Scott: What did she do?

Benny: gave me hikies all over my ball sack...
Wakoff by peanut butter girl July 30, 2009
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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