Wanted Wednesday 

The Wanted's Favorite day of the week. They put up a new video every week on youtube and they send out a mailer.

"Seen this week's #WantedWednesday flip? - Mailer is on it's waaaaaayyy promise :P" as posted by @thewantedmusic via twitter on Feb 15 (Wanted Wednesday)

Wanted Wednesday by TW_NathanSykesLover April 13, 2012

Wasted Wednesday 

getting trashed on a wednesday
could also be a continuation of tipsy tuesday
or a prep for thirsty thursday

What are you going to work on today?

Nothing, its wasted wednesday.

Wasted Wednesday by toonerpro December 2, 2009

Get Wasted Wednesday 

Get Wasted Wednesday happens every week. It is a perfect time to celebrate midweek with just two days remaining until the Weekend. Get a beer and forget about your problems.

A: "Ayo, I don't want another beer, it's Wednesday"
B: "No problem, it is a Get Wasted Wednesday! So you can have as many as you want!"

Get Wasted Wednesday by michaldabest December 25, 2022

Wasted Women's Wednesday

A wonderful excuse for girls (mostly sorority girls) to get drunk mid-week

Abigail: "What are you doing tonight?"
Marcy: "It's Wasted Women's Wednesday! Everyone's gonna be at the house, you should come!"
Abigail: "WWW!"

Wasted Women's Wednesday by ehclingo April 30, 2012

wasted white girl wednesday 

The act of taking a white female between the ages of 21 and 29 out to a bar, buying all of her drinks in an attempt to get laid just to wind up home alone regretting the decision to take her out because shes a light weight that can't take dick

I finally found a female for wasted white girl wednesday this week!

wasted white girl wednesday by #SexyLilBabyGangster8055 August 21, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020