Want Ad 

An opportunity. Most commonly used in skiing and snowboarding, though is also can be used in describing a person.

Jeff came by a want ad and took off to jump the cliff.

Lauren saw a want ad and scored his phone number when her friend went to the bathroom.

Want Ad by DannyAnnieBeauFanny December 5, 2010

Want ads 

Back in the day before the internet, want ads were what people posted in the local newspaper. Ads people paid to post looking for work, looking for a roommate, dating or selling their belongings.

Back in 1985 I posted in the want ads in my local newspaper SWM(single white male) looking for a hot SWF(single white female) for a good time. Call Rico suave 213-867-5309. You won't be disappointed!!

Want ads by cpetkunas February 22, 2023

If I want your advice... 

If I want your advice... I'll beat it out. This is a tough guy to someone who gives too much unwanted advice!

I have known how to do this since you were in diapers. If I want your advice... I'll beat it out of you!

If I want your advice... by I, Wreckerrr September 9, 2020

want a break from the ads? 

The most shittiest ad ever. 99.9% of the people end of skiping it.

Some guy from the ad: WANT A BREAK FROM THE ADS? USE-

Person: fuck no *skips*

want a break from the ads? by Unable to load July 17, 2022

Want a break from the ads? 

"Want a break from the ads" is a common phrase used by our chads at Spotify.

You: what's up John? How's your Spotify job going?
John: want a break from the ads? Watch this short video to receive 30 minutes of ad free music. Yes, really watch this short video to receive 30 minutes of ad free music.
You: wtf

Want a break from the ads? by Vetrien September 3, 2022

Ado what I want

Im ste Sharp Ado what I want

I'm sharpie ado what I want.

Ado what I want by Trev123or April 3, 2022

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