Wannabuy

A person who purchases all the most expensive gear for a sport or hobby, hoping it will make them look cool and turn them into an instant expert, despite them having no natural ability in the activity.

"Whoa! Check Seth's new board."
"Nah, the guy's just a wannabuy."

Wannabuy by ThriceC January 16, 2026

Wannabey 

A wannabe pop star that attempts to gain fame by imitating Beyonce's musical and choreographic style, usually pretty dismally.

Mila J, Tamar, and Tinashe are all good examples of a wannabey

Wannabey by Noble Leopard January 22, 2015

wannabus 

a dick without balls. no ballsack what so ever. size and width don't matter

girl 1: "so how big is he?"
girl 2: "size is fine, but he had a WANNABUS!"
girl 1: "OMG! did you dump him yet?"

wannabus by dimitrieous June 2, 2017

Wannablyat 

A person who wants to be a russian but only knows the word : Cyka Blyat and USSR Anthem

He is a wannablyat, he keeps on cyka blyat

Wannablyat by MastaWraith September 15, 2020

WannaBeyonce 

Applies to all sexes, regardless of identification

Basic bitch who thinks they have more authority than they do, when in reality they’re a third rate backup dancer with three moves and a shitty weave.

This WannaBeyonce tried telling me what to do and he’s only been here for a month.

WannaBeyonce by ૐ October 4, 2020

wannaboy 

a derogatory term used towards ftms(female to male transgender people). it is a mix of the word “wannabe” and “boy”. its normally used by cisgender white straight males to put down or shame trans men.

“ jesus christ! they’re such a wannaboy!”

wannaboy by CallieTheTrashQueen November 13, 2020

Wannabaye 

The end of an era or the beginning of a new era

Thats pretty boring, wannabaye?

Wannabaye by Frien_youknow August 15, 2025