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Wankoholic 

(1.) Can be Used to define someone who masturbate's too much.

(2.) It can be used as an insult to a guy who always is trying to peek under girls skirts to save pussy to the Wankbank.
1. You see noah in the back of the classroom beating off? I think hes a wankoholic!
2. Ugh do you see that one bald kid always tripping behind girls? Hes a wankoholic for sure.
Wankoholic by WanksytheWanker October 2, 2016

wankaholic 

a dude or dudette addicted to masturbation
Jeff is such a wankaholic that he spends every evening at the adult bookstore.
wankaholic by chuck March 26, 2005

Wankcoholic 

Pathetic and compulsive masturbation attempts whilst drunk and unable to get an erection.
-I got drunk and hornie last night, totally wankcoholic!
Wankcoholic by Halevi January 29, 2015

wackaholic 

Someone who constantly wacks off to relieve stress, or they just do it because it is an addiction; therefore they are wackaholics.
"Man I was so stressed out I had to wack-off twice already today!"
"Holy shit! Your such a wackaholic!"
wackaholic by Lindsey S. August 4, 2006

Workoholic 

Someone who is addicted to work, Derived from the word "Alcoholic".
"It's 10PM and Mike is still at the office. What a workoholic!"
Workoholic by a working man August 29, 2006

walkaholic 

someone who likes to walk around like crazy
My friend is a walkaholic, he doesn't stop, he just keeps walking.
walkaholic by Daeder November 12, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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