Wankie Doodle 

When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.

Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."

Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."

Wankie Doodle by TommyTsunami73 August 6, 2022

Wankee Doodle Dandy

Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.

The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.

Wankee Doodle Dandy by Monkey's Dad September 21, 2019

wankidoodle 

The process of Getting nude and waving your junk (i.e cock'n balls)at on coming traffic in a counter clock wise motion.

"I was stuck in traffic this morning because John was wankidoodleing again."

wankidoodle by Kevin lev. December 18, 2007

wankidoodle 

The act of Getting fully nude and stopping oncoming traffic by waving your junk CounterClock wise.

"I was stuck in Traffic this morning because John was Wankidoodleing again."

wankidoodle by Kevin lev. December 11, 2007