Wankgardium Leviosa

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A spell from the wizarding realm used to masturbate or "wank" oneself without using your hands, it also provides a floating sensation.

Harry walked in to Ginny Wankgardium Leviosaing herself.

Wankgardium Leviosa by HABBY PLOPPER May 14, 2022

Words you can keep

Wingardium Leviosa

A fictional spell from the Harry Potter series. Its supposed to make objects hoover in midair; The Levitation Spell.

Ron: Wingardium LeviosAA!
Hermione: Stop! Stop! Stop! You're going to take someone's eye out! Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's LeviOsa, not LevioSA.
Ron: You do it then if you're so clever. Go on, go on.
Hermione: Wingardium Leviosa!

Wingardium Leviosa by rafarafa May 30, 2005

Wanggardium Leviosa

How Wizards Have Sex

Ron: Hey, HerMINEone Hermione: GIVE ME YOUR WANGGARDIUM LEVIOSA

Wanggardium Leviosa by LordShrakman December 12, 2018

Wingardium Leviosa

In the Wizarding world, a levitation spell used to lift objects - such as feathers, sticks, etc - in the air. To perform this spell, it requires a swish and flick of your designated wand.

According to the brightest witch of our age, it is pronounced Wingardium leviOsa, not leviosA.

Swish and flick.

Take notes, wizards.

Wingardium Leviosa by TinyNova November 18, 2020

Wingardium Leviosa

The act of causing a male to have an erection without touching his penis in any way.

Girl 1: Does that guy have a boner for you?
Girl 2: Ya, I Wingardium Leviosa'd him just by bending over in these jeans.
Girl 1: Gross.

Wingardium Leviosa by dedwyf March 5, 2013

wingardium leviosa

An exotic Strain of marijuana with a heavy sativa base, resulting in an intense "head high" that makes the smoker feel as if they are levitating.

We blazed that wingardium leviosa last night and thought we were playin Quidditch. Harry would have been so jealous.

wingardium leviosa by Ace13Assante November 21, 2010

wingardium leviosa

it be a spell that makes stuff go yeetileedeet and fly.

It’s WINGGARDIUM LEVIOSA not wingardium levioSa

wingardium leviosa by I'mabun,I'mabun,I'mtasty March 16, 2023

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026