Wanker Faced
being completely and totally drunk off your ass AKA hammered, smashed, toasted, drunk, fucked up, plowed, sloshed, etc.
Wanker Faced by Nat05 May 9, 2005
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winker face
somebody that annoys you, and winker face should only be used as a substitute when no other word can be thought of at the moment.
winker face by kyle_mitchell October 20, 2008
Wankerface
Wankerface.
A derogatory term used to describe someone who enjoys to masturbate with their/on their own face.
A derogatory term used to describe someone who enjoys to masturbate with their/on their own face.
Steve you wankerface!
Wankerface by Invader May 13, 2005
wankerface
wankerface by Stuffman May 13, 2005
Wankerface
Wankerface.
One who masturbates their own or anothers face.
An derogitory term used to describe someone who has annoyed you.
One who masturbates their own or anothers face.
An derogitory term used to describe someone who has annoyed you.
Wankerface by Invader May 13, 2005
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