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Wankbox

when you enjoy porn on the internet and wanking for more then 8 hours in a row while totaly high on speed.

HIND:
If you recognize the singel thumbnails to the video streams you already know the box well!
you: have you fucked that girl who you met last night?

me: no she went home early because of work and I had to enter the wankbox to get me off!
by itzak May 8, 2012
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Wankbot

A wankbot is a person who is so eager to wank off himself and others around him that people refer to him as a wankbot because it's so mechanical and androidlike now.

A wankbot usually has really weird tendencies like goosestepping round rooms naked just to show off his penis and hope that others will drool over it.
"Wankbot, can I have a handjob?" "Yeah sure, after I finish this person off."

"Oi wankbot, stop wanking."
by Jangrafess December 14, 2009
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Wankbooking

The act of going onto your friends' profile, (tends to be males looking at females), going onto their photos and proceeding to masturbate.

It's usually done over an attractive female friend's beach photos and whilst only tools will admit to it, every man has done it at some point.
I don't like the idea of people wankbooking over that photo
by Mr. K to the T January 10, 2011
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wankbot

* A person for whom wanking has become a routine, automatic activity.
* A person whose idiodic behavior has become second nature.
is he in the can again? that dude is a total wankbot.
by ninehalo May 26, 2004
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Wanksox

A name for a sock that you masturbate into. Now sold commercially at wanksox dot com, but just an ordinary sock...
Looks like it's just me and the wanksox tonight.
by LancasterSucks May 27, 2009
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Hot dank wank box

Perform a circle jerk onto a cinnamonbun in a sauna. Then proceed to make a bong out of the bun, preferably when the bun is soaked in cum.
Carl: what the fuck did you do in my sauna last night?
Peter: well a hot dank wank box of course, and got high as fuck.
by Karl-Henning February 27, 2018
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wankbogey

A small ball of jizz left under the foreskin after a wank the previous night due to insufficient cleaning.
Serioulsy though John, got in the shower this morning had a serious wankbogey wasn't pleasant.
by snatchbandit March 24, 2010
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