Wank Call

The act of calling up a friend with intentions of getting a casual wank, or maybe something a bit more rigorous but in the same field.

John "Hey Mary, wanna come over and watch a movie?
Mary "Ok sure. Wait a second, is this a wank call?
John "Fuck!"
hangs up

Wank Call by dr.stevebrule May 2, 2009

Wank-Up Call 

The act of standing above a female shortly before her alarm clock goes off and masturbating furiously. Just before her alarm goes off, you unleash all over her face in order to rise her from her slumbers.

My girl always sets her alarm earlier than she wants to get up and hits the snooze, so this morning I gave her a wank-up call to make sure she didn't keep sleeping.

Wank-Up Call by decimati February 19, 2009

Danger Wank-up Call 

The specific art or act of "Danger Wanking" as a "Wank-Up Call" on ones girlfriend/wife or man spouse. A man must achieve an erection quietly as the first step, then mounting their partners chest secretively. At this point the wankee(still sleeping) is slapped once (or twice if the wanker is brave) on each cheek. Followed by a furious "Danger Wank" which can only be confirmed by an excessive amount of man juice applied to the persos face before said wankee achieves full consciousness. Finally, if all the previous steps have gone according to plan, the task is ended with a heroic war-cry of "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!"

Clarissa: "Hey girl, how did your night go? I saw you leave with that hunk."

Yolandra: "Ooooh we had a lot of fun...until this morning when the dickhead woke me up with a danger wank-up call!"

Derrick: "Hey Brennan did ya win the bet?"

Brennan: "Absolutely man I totally danger wank-up called that bitch, gimme my money."

Danger Wank-up Call by Brocuzz July 8, 2011

Wank-up Call 

The act of masturbating before contacting a questionable person

I was going to tell my ex I wanted her back, but then I had a wank-up call.

Wank-up Call by Electronicks February 14, 2017

Call of Duty Wank 

When you finish a game of call of duty game and as you sit in the lobby you proceed to beat your meat and if you finish before the game starts you will be awarded with an AC-130

Yo fam before we get into a fat game of domination on rust I'm going to have a call of duty wank

Call of Duty Wank by BigBoyWithBigHands December 2, 2019