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Wanggardium Leviosa 

How Wizards Have Sex
Ron: Hey, HerMINEone Hermione: GIVE ME YOUR WANGGARDIUM LEVIOSA
Wanggardium Leviosa by LordShrakman December 12, 2018

Right-Wingtard 

Someone who is conservative and stupid and can't even properly argue their own political view's
Right-Wingtard: "Abortion is bad and whoever aborts is going to hell
Bob: "what about in cases of rape"
Right-Wingtard: "thats different"
Right-Wingtard by not sure45 September 4, 2013

wingtard 

A combination of the words WINGNUT and RETARD, the typical wingtard (sometimes also called a "neocon" or a "republican") is too addled by his or her dogma to be educated.
(1.) "That wingtard doesn't seem to get that borrowing on top of borrowing is why the dollar is sinking."

(2.) Who but a wingtard would thing 160,000 soldiers could pacify a place the size of Iraq? Even the NYPD has more officers per head to police one city!
wingtard by Jolly P. Roger April 8, 2008
When someone asks a ridiculous question but is completely serious. Then answers their own question extremely wrong.
How many millions are in a billion? 6 right?
You're such a wagtard.
wagtard by scubas steve November 21, 2009

wanktard 

wanker + retard = wanktard
he is such a wanktard
wanktard by Miss. Unique April 14, 2006

wanktard 

noun. a person that exhibits the lesser attributes of a chronic masturbator and the mentally deficient.
You are a wanktard.
wanktard by CorruptedData February 7, 2003
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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