Wangoes

A large, orangish-yellowish fruit whose juice is praised for its healing abilities. The fruit has been known to cause brief instances of levitation. The word is also a term for something that is extremely prodigious or exciting.

Jonathon, I bought some wangoes the other day. Would you like to have one?" "No James, I would not, as I would not enjoy levitating onto the ceiling." "Why not? That'd be wangoes!

Wangoes by Hannah Soaptingles September 25, 2010

wangosaurus rex 

complete jackass. whereas a wang is a guy who is moderately an asshole, a wanosaurus rex is a fucking idiot who is the very essense of being an asshole. yes, it is resonable to call the guy "the very essense of being an asshole" there is craft involved with opting instead to call him a wangosaurus rex.

"oh shit, that one dude who keeps wrecking open mic night by doing my chemical romance covers is here.... that dude is a total wang"

"shit, last week he tried to do a fall out boy cover..... on accoustic."

"wangosaurus rex!"

wangosaurus rex by stu in the zoo April 12, 2007

wangless 

A gaysian man, usually overweight, who is so fruity that he probably doesn't get any action.

Did you see that wangless guy at H&M? His round belly and tight pink t-shirt do not work at all for him.

wangless by kittyeggrolls December 26, 2007

s'waygoes 

That's the way it goes. Used in reference to something that one has no control over.

Boy: I got beat in beer pong by a chick!

Chick: S'waygoes!

s'waygoes by Peggy Stephens February 22, 2008

wangles 

An expression of enthusiasm, ofen giddy or excited. Said with enthusiam, nearly always with an exclamation mark following. Basically, whenever something cool or unusual happens, or if something makes a strong impression, wangles is your word.

"Hi honey, what do think of my new thong?"

"Wangles!"

-or-

If you open the fridge and find lots of tasty looking food you didn't expect to see, you say "wangles!"

Basically can be used in any situation.

wangles by Pepper May 13, 2005

wangfest 

A gathering concerning or involving wangs...
pl. Wangfestivities
An insulting reference to an activity

Stop these wangfestivities you willy munchers.

wangfest by Trey November 13, 2004

wangless 

Peter Phan

Peter Phan is a wangless pansy

wangless by inferno July 28, 2003