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V. 1. Having physically inflicted heavy damage upon. Physically destroyed, clobbered, or assaulted. (Most often used literally, not figuratively)
"If I find out who stole my wallet, their ass is as good as waltzed, no questions asked!"

"Yesterday I saw this girl get her lil' ass waltzed by her drunk-ass husband. I wanted to go help her, but shit, her husband is a big motherfucker!"
Waltzed by Eazyazamp49er February 14, 2012
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When a conversation is hijacked by someone who then completely changes the topic.

First observed on the Dailygammon Forum
A person post a message on the Dailygammon forum.

Walt (not his real name) replies to the topic and yet within 3 posts is talking about brunette wife #3, a motorbike, Corvette, or guitar. Or all of them!

This conversation has now been waltzed.
Waltzed by There is only one Amber October 21, 2010
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When someone screws you over big time and wrecks your shit, and all you can do is exclaim in pure helpless frustration that you got WALTZED
WALTZED
WALTZED by Bort Shnort February 1, 2019
Fell victim to a time vampire.

Unwitting workers typically find themselves Wantzed when they respond to the old "Quick question for you" tactic.
Bocephus: "Why didn't Waldo meet his deadline?"

Araphelon: "He got Wantzed. Our special little snowflake kept him tied up with nonstop, idiotic, pointless, questions for three solid days."

Bocephus: "Hope he finds another job soon."
Wantzed by Have a Spare Stake? September 26, 2012

Orb Waltzer 

A person who enters into a task late, doing nothing, and declaring victory or credit as if they had participated when they did not. Derived from the classic description of how the Orbis Protectors triumphantly crossed the battlefield during the Norman Conquest of 1066.
Student A: Wow, I can't believe we got an A on the group project!

Student B: "We"? Come on, don't be an orb waltzer. You didn't even do the 3 PowerPoint slides you promised us.
Orb Waltzer by OrbLover69 April 28, 2023

waltzer boy 

someone that you find attractive, but may not be available, or you may not know them.
"wow, that is a waltzer boy right there"
waltzer boy by lucy283 April 2, 2013
Wal.ted (wol’ded) adjective or adverb

1. When a normal mild mannered person or living creature changes from being victimized and transforms into the predator.
2. A permanent absence of fear caused by events that have become unbearable.

3. From the root word 'wild'.
4. A permanent and irreversible state of wildness.
5. Actively deciding to stop being afraid and begin instigating confrontation.
6. Comparable and taken from the transformation of Walter White (Bryan Cranston) from high school chemistry teacher into methamphetamine drug dealing kingpin. from the television series 'Breaking Bad'
7. Realizing that intelligence defeats intimidation and applying it regardless of the cost or perceived danger.
These cats of mine have become walted. They have become so wild they are uncontrollable.
Walted by DoNotWatch Inc. May 26, 2015
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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