Jawn

an ePerson named Jawn. He plays Counter-Strike and is CAL-Invite

OMFG JAWN SIGN MY MOUSEPAD! :) hehe

by Jawn January 16, 2004

fart cloud

an insult, interchangable with douche-bag or shit-head

if a guy was being an ass you'd say "hey, man, stop being such a fart cloud"

by Jawn September 29, 2003

world's best rappers list

All your lists are so damn wrong! It's like this, y'all --

15. Killah Priest
14. Jeru the Damaja
13. Pharaohe Monch
12. Guru
11. LL Cool J
10. Common Sense
9. Nasty Nas
8. RZA
7. Master Ace
6. Chuck D
5. Q-Tip
4. Kool Moe Dee
3. KRS ONE
2. Rakim
1. Melle Mel

...it's like that, y'all! Acknowledge!

Grandmaster MELLE MEL is the greatest rapper of all time! He inspired everybody from Rakim to Kool Moe Dee to Big Daddy Kane!

by jAwN April 21, 2004

abercombie and fitch

Racist company that only hires attractive white people. They won't go out of business because most people don't care.

Let's go to Abercrombie and Fitch, that way we won't have to see minorities and we can support a racist company.

by Jawn April 02, 2005

walnuts

When your nuts are a little sweaty so they stick to the side of your leg. The pre-cursor to itchy nuts.

"Dude, it's so hot in here I got the worst walnuts."

by Jawn May 29, 2005

fake punk

Turn that fake punk off! I've got more punk in my arm pit.

Hey, usemytoes, turn that fake punk off! I've got more punk in my arm pit.

by Jawn January 16, 2004

jiggle it

An alternative to the original idea for "Gigli", proposed by Chris Rock. Instead of having J-Lo and Ben Affleck act like reatards for two freaking hours, it would consist entirely of J-Lo jiggling her ass the whole time. At least then it would be boner inducing.

Why waste time trying to make sense of "Gigli"? Why not just plain old "jiggle it"!

by jAwN July 05, 2004