Walmarght

Walmart: from the original name of the retailer, Walmart.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Walmarght: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Walmart.

"Walmarght!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 18, 2013

Walmart Waddle

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.

"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."

by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017

Walmart Raid

When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart.

They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.

They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.

It is best you take cover during these trying times.

Guy 1: I survived a Walmart Raid

Girl 1: OMG! That's so hot you are so tough!

by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023

Walmart

A store where you can buy a shot gun, ammunition, a ski mask, a baseball bat, a meat cleaver and a chainsaw, but you can't buy a CD that has a "Parental Advisory" sticker.

The local 3-generation mom & pop store was run out of town by Walmart.

by Bill M. July 28, 2004

Walmart Connection

Playing any online game with a poor internet connection. The connection is so bad that it is as if he/she is playing on the demonstration XBox, PS3, etc. at Walmart. Walmart connections are not always constant and can happen at any given time.

Me and my buddies were about to complete the last vidmaster challenge on Halo when John's Walmart Connection kicked in and he lagged out.

by mcsnails May 1, 2010

walmart gangster

A small town gangster wannabe who wears cheap walmart clothes like every other small town gangster wannabe. Typically pussified white punks with no idea what a real gangster is. Often found using ricer cars to race rednecks in Fords and tractors. Often found trashtalking those who are cooler than him, but since he's such a bitch he can't back up his big talk and ends up looking like a pussy.

Freddy only hangs around at walmart, drives a 94 accord with a body kit and a walmart sound system, is 5 foot tall, and couldn't back up his incessant trashtalk if his life depended on it. What a walmart gangster.

by Sibilus March 6, 2008

Walmart Bingo

To play walmart bingo, all you have to do is google "walmart bingo". find the playing card, and print it. You then go to walmart and attempt to get a row horizontal, vertical, or diagonal! They have squares that say:
- "rat tail" hair style
- kid with no shoes
- unattended crying children

If tou see 'em Cross it off!

I went and played walmart bingo yesterday, almost won, all i needed was a bearded woman!

by LilTibbs April 3, 2009