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Walking Petri Dish 

Someone who has had sex with so many people that they are virtually guaranteed to have multiple STD's. Similar to a walking STD.
Me: "Pat and John are walking petri dishes."

Jane: "I know, they're total male sluts."
Walking Petri Dish by PennieGirl August 11, 2005
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Walking Petri Dish 

A girl who has sex with everyone
See that girl overthere she's a walking petri dish

Walking Petri Dish 

Someone who gets the Covid-19 vaccine.

According to genetic research, the number of genetic variants of the Sars-Cov-2 virus has increased from eight possible variants before the vaccine started to be administered in December 2020 to over 400,000,000 possible genetic variants by August 2021. This information is not relayed to the public, but is easily obtainable by the general public.

The variants are mutating in the bodies of vaccinated patients as the Sars-Cov-2 virus seeks to mutate and overcome the artificial antibody resistance in its hosts. This has huge health ramifications for all people as no amount to research will be able to keep pace with effective treatments. The worst is yet to come.
Richard is fucked. He got the Moderna vaccine and a booster. He's a Walking Petri Dish now and is proliferating the unstoppable spread of Covid-19 in the name of short term convenience. Fuck him, I'm heading to my bunker with my Ivermectin.
Walking Petri Dish by viraltruths September 9, 2021
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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