2 definitions by viraltruths
When someone parks in a manner that:
1) Markedly disrupts traffic on a roadway or parking lot.
2) Makes illegal or incorrect use of a handicapped accessible spot(s) or adjacent loading areas.
3) Uses more than one parking spot, and in doing so inconveniences others due to traffic volume or ease of accessibility. A vehicle parked in more than one spot when a parking area is less than 50% utilized does not constitute fuckheadery.
4) Ignores the availability of special parking areas (trailer, rv, etc.), and in doing so inconveniences other drivers. However, should special parking not be available, driver shall make his best effort to use as few spaces as possible, as far from the business as possible, to not cause inconvenience to others.
5) Blocks access to designated no parking areas. Manned vehicles are exempt if their presence does not create an immediate traffic or safety concern.
6) In any way significantly impedes access to a public or private driveway.
7) Blocks a pedestrian walkway in such a manner that a pedestrian is put in great peril by seeking an alternate route.
8) Denies fuel pump access to other drivers except while driver is actively fueling the vehicle. Once driver has completed fueling the vehicle, they should proceed to a proper parking area before conducting other business.
9) Otherwise causes true and frivolous inconvenience to other drivers by loss of time, diminished capacity, or restriction of access.
1) Markedly disrupts traffic on a roadway or parking lot.
2) Makes illegal or incorrect use of a handicapped accessible spot(s) or adjacent loading areas.
3) Uses more than one parking spot, and in doing so inconveniences others due to traffic volume or ease of accessibility. A vehicle parked in more than one spot when a parking area is less than 50% utilized does not constitute fuckheadery.
4) Ignores the availability of special parking areas (trailer, rv, etc.), and in doing so inconveniences other drivers. However, should special parking not be available, driver shall make his best effort to use as few spaces as possible, as far from the business as possible, to not cause inconvenience to others.
5) Blocks access to designated no parking areas. Manned vehicles are exempt if their presence does not create an immediate traffic or safety concern.
6) In any way significantly impedes access to a public or private driveway.
7) Blocks a pedestrian walkway in such a manner that a pedestrian is put in great peril by seeking an alternate route.
8) Denies fuel pump access to other drivers except while driver is actively fueling the vehicle. Once driver has completed fueling the vehicle, they should proceed to a proper parking area before conducting other business.
9) Otherwise causes true and frivolous inconvenience to other drivers by loss of time, diminished capacity, or restriction of access.
That douchebag in the Corvette parked sideways across two handicapped spots, and obviously he has no placard or handicapped plate. THAT is truly how you park like a fuckhead.
by viraltruths October 6, 2021
Someone who gets the Covid-19 vaccine.
According to genetic research, the number of genetic variants of the Sars-Cov-2 virus has increased from eight possible variants before the vaccine started to be administered in December 2020 to over 400,000,000 possible genetic variants by August 2021. This information is not relayed to the public, but is easily obtainable by the general public.
The variants are mutating in the bodies of vaccinated patients as the Sars-Cov-2 virus seeks to mutate and overcome the artificial antibody resistance in its hosts. This has huge health ramifications for all people as no amount to research will be able to keep pace with effective treatments. The worst is yet to come.
According to genetic research, the number of genetic variants of the Sars-Cov-2 virus has increased from eight possible variants before the vaccine started to be administered in December 2020 to over 400,000,000 possible genetic variants by August 2021. This information is not relayed to the public, but is easily obtainable by the general public.
The variants are mutating in the bodies of vaccinated patients as the Sars-Cov-2 virus seeks to mutate and overcome the artificial antibody resistance in its hosts. This has huge health ramifications for all people as no amount to research will be able to keep pace with effective treatments. The worst is yet to come.
Richard is fucked. He got the Moderna vaccine and a booster. He's a Walking Petri Dish now and is proliferating the unstoppable spread of Covid-19 in the name of short term convenience. Fuck him, I'm heading to my bunker with my Ivermectin.
by viraltruths September 9, 2021