Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.

Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha

by dyejmdac January 22, 2019

walk these dogs

Getting your hustle on simple and plain. Getting to work. The act of earning your money. See: gettin paper.

Let's get together walk these dogs and represent Wu- Method Man, Wu Tang Clan. Song: Ice CREAM

by Hiphopsincesugarhill September 04, 2017

walk the dog

When someone jacks off or gets jacked off

I gotta go home so jessica can walk the dog

by apk2000420 November 30, 2006

walk the dog

to masterbate.

last night i walked the dog

by I not telling November 09, 2003

walking the dog

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Sorry guys, I have to go home and walk the dog.

by joe January 19, 2004

Walking the dog

code word for masturbating when you don't want people around you to know what you ar e really talking about. i.e. parents and children

Bob: So, now that you and Cindy broke up, you have to start walking -the-dog huh?
Gary: Yeah... but ya' know .. I'll find a new girl soon.
Thier Mom: Boys....you shouldn't expect women to walk-your-dogs, that is something you should do yourself. I walk-the-dog twice a day. It is good for everyone

Gary: Yeah? Well look at that... good to know mom.. II'll start walking the dog as much as possible..

by laughsbylisa April 03, 2015

walk the dog

A poker tactic where you have a powerhouse hand and someone is betting into you. Instead of raising, you just let the other person do all the betting for you until the very end.

If I re-raise, he's just gonna fold. Better just walk the dog.

by henry73 August 23, 2005