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Wal-creature

Wal-creatures are known mainly for their bizarre behavior and "plumage" (e.g. Mullets/femullets, tails, shirts with colorful expletives, butts hanging out, year-round Halloween costumes, tight, colorful stretch pants on those who have no business wearing them).

There are many sub species of them such as the hambeasts (obese people using the electric scooters meant for disabled people), skunks (people who haven't bathed in ages and you can smell them at 20 paces), baby-factories (the ones with six screaming brats under 10), silver-back gorillas (hairy guys).

These people also have "pets" to accompany them and often they're not the fuzzy, cuddly kind. Goats are the most common along with raccoons, and snakes.

Like most animals, you don't bother them and they won't bother you (usually) because God knows what these "animals" are capable of and it's not a pretty sight....
The vast majority (90%) of Wal-mart shoppers are nice normal people there to shop for grocieries or pick something up. The remaining 10% just happen to be Wal-creatures.
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Wal-Creature

A fat person who makes the journey to the incredible land of wal-mart to buy their cheap shit. Many onlookers will take pictures of the people to post on the internet.
Today I saw a fat Wal-Creature at Wal-Mart who was looking at a diet book.
Wal-Creature by ravensrule December 27, 2009

Wal-Creature

Always found as a morbidly obese man or woman that is unintelligent that can be spotted only at the third of the month. Usually has a shopping cart full of sugar and salt laden food and more Mountain Dew than a Taco Bell.
I seen a wal-creature today. It was pushing a shopping cart full of top ramen and enough Mountain Dew to rot 100 kid’s mouths. It was huge too I don’t think it ever has worn a bra.
Wal-Creature by Dnurse15 May 28, 2022
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026