wal-martian

the scantily clad, sunbed burned, rednceck, wanna be supermodels that hang out at Wal-Mart.

Why go pickup cheap crack-whores when the Wal-Martians are free

by fuckstik September 27, 2007

Wal-Martian

An elderly citizen who greets you at the door of a Wal-Mart. He or She tends to be short in stature, and have no other purpose but to create awkwardness as they force you stare at the mysterious crap at the corner of their mouths.

"I tired of those freakn' Wal-Martians trying to get me to check out the isle of who gives a damn!"

by Sean Dronia November 29, 2007

Wal-Martian

A name for the combination of freaks such as goths, "gangstas", mexicans, etc., that hang around Wal-Mart.

Julia: I always try to get out of Wal-Mart as quickly as possible to avoid confrontation with the weirdos that hang out there.

Scott: You mean the "Wal-Martians"?

by JuliaK2011 December 22, 2008

Wal-Martian

The average Wal-Mart customer.

Why do the Wal-Martians leave carts sideways in the main aisle?

by 100db February 4, 2010

Wal-Martian

1.People not dressed normaly shopping at Wal-Mart 2. Having an abnormal appreance.

See Wal-Martians @ www.peopleofwalmart.com

by funtickets February 20, 2010

Wal-Martian

Someone who was born in a Wal-Mart Supercenter or a Sam's Club.

People from Mars are called Martians, and people from Wal-mart are called Wal-martians.

by NintenJoseph March 28, 2009

Wal-Martian

(n.) 1. A person who attends Wal-Mart frequently
2. Someone who is currently in attendance of Wal-Mart
3. Someone who dresses as if they shop at Wal-Mart

"I'll be the first to admit, I'm a Wal-Martian. I love that store"
"Look at all these Wal-Martians, must be a busy day"

by Trevor-DestroyerOfWorlds March 13, 2012