Wakey Fakey

A lie used to get someone out of bed in the morning.
From the phrase 'wakey wakey'.

'John get up, the bed is on fire!'
'Wakey Fakey!'

Wakey Fakey by Atani August 26, 2006

Fakey Wakey 

When you awake from a dream to realise that you still in a dream.

"I thought I was Awake, but it was a Fakey Wakey"
"I had multiple Fakey Wakies last night before waking up for real"

Fakey Wakey by MightyNjal March 31, 2021

Wake and Fake 

Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.

I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.

"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"

Wake and Fake by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020

Wake and Fake 

The act of waking up and smoking marijuana substitutes such as herbal potpourri, k2, damiana, and other types of "fake weed".

Yo, I'm so high from my wake and fake sesh brahhh

Wake and Fake by DaveD9664 March 30, 2012

Fake Wake 

The act of trying to sound wide awake and chipper when called and woken out of a deep sleep, including the disguising of morning grovel voice.

8:30am. Phone rings. Bill, dead asleep, picks it up:

Bill: Hello? (chipper)
Ted: Dude, did I wake you?
Bill: Hell no, I've been up since 4:30 doing push-ups.
Ted: Liar. Caught you in a fake wake.

Fake Wake by Nuts & Berries August 20, 2009

wakeybakey 

When you get out of bed, go take a piss, and then smoke some good weed.

Josh:damn I feel like shit after last night.
Alex: do a wakeybakey. Make you feel a lot better.

wakeybakey by DarthAcademus March 16, 2025