Waked Off

The act of waking up to a handjob that is already underway.

"Hey man, I heard you had to get up early this morning for community service."

"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."

by Wakeoff August 16, 2009

Wanked Off For a Quid

Wanked Off For a Quid

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by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

Wacked off

A slang for getting high in New Zealand.

"D'you wanna get wacked off"
"Let's get wacked off"
"I was so wacked off last night!"

by malesex January 27, 2009

walked off

when you have a boner in a bathtub that is above the water level and a fly lands on it. then you take the wings so it just walks around your weiner until you erupt.

ralph says, "hey, gerky, have you ever been walked off?"

(in creepy raspy southerm accent)

by P. Shivers July 3, 2008

wacked off

getting a handjob, being jerked off.

"man, some chick wacked off a guy right next to me, sick shit"

by tooms July 30, 2008

Wake Off

To wake up with a blanket monster and beat off immediately. Combination of waking up and whacking off.

This morning I woke up with enormous morning wood and couldn't have gotten out of bed if I didn't wake off.

by Sunblazer November 30, 2009

wake-off

1. The action of being awoken via hand job, provided by an impartial observer.

2. The process by which a stranger or friend tugs you awake.

3. Waking up to find you've successfully performed a sleep beat. See sleep beat.

I told her I had to get up early for work, and was pleasantly surprised by a morning wake-off.

by Blackknight2011 May 25, 2011